VIDEO: Ayumi Hamasaki "Moon"

"M-O-O-N. That spells overblown!"

Here's something new from J-pop super idol Ayumi Hamasaki. OK, sure, this is the "short" version and even ends with an ominous "to be continued," but come on. They really try to make this out to be much deeper and arty than it is. As it stands, it looks like the just bought a bunch of stuff, filled up a room with it and stuck Ayu in the middle for a few seconds. A few flashes of her falling over into some paint and voilà! Instant "depth." Well I'm not buying it!